Flame
brushing twice a day
badonkadonks
being book smart
reese's puffs for breakfast
reciting the alphabet backwards
hairy unisex pits
bradley cooper.
Lame
tooth decay
shoving pancakes down your pants
having poo for brains
not eating
being "too cool" for your abc's
f.u. razor burn
NOT bradley cooper.
Yeah that's right, I endorse healthy mouths. I didn't wear braces AND a retainer for nothing. Poor dental hygiene is for chumps. And being incredibly intelligent doesn't make you nerdy, but hey if you are a nerd let's make a club. I'm sick of playing d&d by myself (true story). Finally, after seeing The Hangover this past Monday night I can confirm that Bradley Cooper is indeed the babist babe among babes. He's too hot to not become extra crispy in the ring of fire. He can cheat on his wife with Scarlett Johansson anyday, as long as I'm his wife, and I get sloppy seconds.
